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"Pink."

"Yellow."

"Pink."

"Yellow."

"Yellow is the color of pee. Pink."

"Pink is zhe color of France's undervear. Yellow."

"Yellow is the color of freaking rotton milk. Pink is more girly."

"Who ever said I vant a freaking girly child? Yellow is better, if not camo."

"It IS a girl, Ludwig, not another one of your soldiers. Pink, d*mn it."

"She's mein daughter, frau, and I say yellow."

"She's my daughter too! Pink!!"

"Nein! Yellow!"

"PINK!!!"

"YELLOW!!!!"

"Eer, excuse me. . ?" A worker intervened, shaking in fear at the scary looked both you and your husband Ludwig had on your faces. You glared at him, (e/c) eyes glinting dangerously before melting back into a nice, pregnant motherly look.

"Yes?" You smiled, turning to him with a little difficultly, your hand on your aching HUGE belly. He smiled wearily.

"Eer, we have pink camo wall paper if you're interested. . ?"

"YES!! WE'LL TAKE IT!!"

-_- again, no idea were this came from. ^^;

You belong to Russia da?
Russia and Germany belong to Hima-papa.
I belong to Romano and Russia. Oh, and my crush.
And this computor belongs to my parents. . .and while we're doing that, this computor brand belongs to hp.
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:iconshadow-warrior132666:
Shadow-Warrior132666 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Wth? XDDDD That's just hilarious! XD
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peachykeen3502 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015
Me: Actually Germany, if you did your research, then you would know that yellow rooms for babies was proven to have the worst scores for amount of sleep. Unless, you want to get up every 2 hours to get her when she wakes up? *smiles with dark purple aura*

Everyone in the store: HAH GOT EEM! *airhorns in distance*

Me: *Puts on sunglasses*

Germany: 0-0 *facepalm*
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DragoShadowing Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
PINK IS NOT GIRLY! EXO : Baekhyun Stare Don't be stereotyping, man...

Fabulous one-shot! Much better than what I can do.
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SmileGirlX0X0 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
fuck pink-
fuck camo-

lets talk purple
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LIVI1234 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Hell YA!!
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:iconhinatachick38:
HinataChick38 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Omg, it's hilarious!
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Leafwindess Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
wait how would you know what Frances underwear is?
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:icondaga000:
daga000 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
France often walks around naked... So
..
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:iconsucksatspanish05:
sucksatspanish05 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
ya Germany how do you know?Ruko Looking Icon 
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:icon100icewolf108:
100iceWOLF108 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
Quite suspicious hum..........❓❓❓❓❓❓❓
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madagascargirl8 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
I was laughing so hard that my parents asked what was wrong I said nothing 
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XxHetalianAtHeartxX Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
"Pink is zhe colour of France's undervear. Yellow " 

Me: OMFG!!!! xD I can't!! xD


btw SCREW PINK I WANT CAMO!! XD
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TomatoesAndCupcakes Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014
This had me crying I was laughing so hard xD
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:icondarkbeautyxjeff:
DarkbeautyXjeff Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My walls are pink camo O.o
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:iconjazzy-jazzy-woo-woo:
Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's an alternate dimension where you are the mother of yourself DUN DUN DUN!!
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DarkbeautyXjeff Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol
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Germanyfan123321 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
<3
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:iconmikefangirl:
Mikefangirl Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
TURQUOISE :la:
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Seriously my chest hurts from laughing.
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impopulargirl9 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
"Pink is zhe colour of France's undervear. Yellow "

THAT LINE THO xD
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ARandomFluffyPanda Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
How the h*ll does he know!?  Oh wait France flashes everyone at World Meetings...My bad XD...
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impopulargirl9 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yep xD it would be emarassing if France revealed Germany's underwear to everyone xD
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:iconarandomfluffypanda:
ARandomFluffyPanda Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
France: Ohonhonhon~ It would only embarrass the other Countries~*leans down to your ear and whispers*In case you haven't noticed yet, I have no shame whatsoever...
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impopulargirl9 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Lel i dare you to do it xD
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I DIED XD BUT SERIOUSLY THERE HAS TO BE PART2!
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bethtojatjar Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!!!!
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
SCREW PINK I WANT SEA BLUE, OR DUSK BLUE
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:icondawnmisty:
DawnMisty Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
Blue is the best!
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
YEAH! BLUE ROCKS!
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D34Dprinc322 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
Umm pinned me down to a T...
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nekovampirelulu Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
it was a cute  lil story!!!!!!!
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kiyorihiroshi1234 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
hah! i win luddy!
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:iconhetaonilover16:
HetaOniLover16 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
XD XD LOLZ! I CAN SEE THIS HAPPENING XD XD
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:iconrisingthorn:
Risingthorn Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol this is so funny!! I can't stop laughing!!!XD
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AlucardFTW5 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Student General Artist
omg i'm dying of laughter X3
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anime2348 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013   Artist
Haha funny
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teamedward4ever1326 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
thanks for the help
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anime2348 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013   Artist
Haha lol
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vampireknightjunky Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i laughed so hard at this xD
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hetastickers Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
This is not me I would be fighting for the camo cause I like to hunt
notin better than fresh killed deer :gun:
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anime2348 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013   Artist
Lol cute
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GimmieDatCupCake Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
It's actually proven that yellow makes babies cry if its the wall color in their room.
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DoISeemLikeICare Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Student Writer
O.O I-It is?? Oh dear...well, it's good that Germany didn't win then..!
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SonJessica Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
haha so mein Germany wants a soldier daughter, ja? And here I thought quite a few men disliked the thought of their daughters in the military. lol still I love how we shoot an evil glare to the worker.
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MafiaGeek1014 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I laughed so hard XD awesome btw!
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jayfeather-ftw Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait... how would he know what color France's underwear is? Anyway, I love this story and your username.
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felicksisMINE Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
my childs room would be red black and white...they help devolope the eyesight
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NightmareLuna22 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
This is an argument I would think you would be getting into with prussia not germany XD
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starwarriormizuki Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
The hardest part of parenting is deciding what the babies room should look like. Lol best story ever.
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LB8888 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
mine would be blue camo no matter the gender >:)
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